Bus monologist
Another guy ranting to the bus driver about politics: "Yeah, and in those countries where they have that Muslim government, that really strict, you know, what is it, She-Ra Law?"
Overhear something today!
In UW Hospital cafeteria -- a group of students discussing their classes:
FIRST STUDENT: "I was writing about streptocroccus .. "
THE OTHERS: "Streptocroccus!" (Laugh)
FIRST: "Yeah, streptocroccus! That's a crocodile with a fungal infection!"
ANOTHER STUDENT (arriving late): "Sorry I'm late, there was a blockage in the HIV lanes."
FIRST STUDENT: "I was writing about streptocroccus .. "
THE OTHERS: "Streptocroccus!" (Laugh)
FIRST: "Yeah, streptocroccus! That's a crocodile with a fungal infection!"
ANOTHER STUDENT (arriving late): "Sorry I'm late, there was a blockage in the HIV lanes."
A Day at Alki Beach
TEEN to friend: "We got to see both the boys' AND the girls' ones."
HELADO SELLER: "Mexican ice cream! Strawberry, mango, and rice pudding!"
GIRL ON BEACH: "That's not real ice cream!"
GUY to family: "Every time we pass a Starbucks' we say 'Ch-ching'. You'd be surprised at how many times you say it!"
HELADO SELLER: "Mexican ice cream! Strawberry, mango, and rice pudding!"
GIRL ON BEACH: "That's not real ice cream!"
GUY to family: "Every time we pass a Starbucks' we say 'Ch-ching'. You'd be surprised at how many times you say it!"
Hey, I overheard something
Yesterday, around 3, on Broadway:
Unhinged young man, to passersby: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Like they used to sing about in the seventies! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Unhinged young man, to passersby: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Like they used to sing about in the seventies! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
(no subject)
Outside the QFC on Broadway, about an hour ago. The Real Change seller is helping a guy load groceries into his car.
GUY: So, how long has it been since you stopped drinking?
RC SELLER: About .. ten hours ago.
GUY: So, how long has it been since you stopped drinking?
RC SELLER: About .. ten hours ago.
At queen Anne cafe:
"I was just pulling it out of my pants!"
(no subject)
Somebody overhear something already.
Valentine's Weekend Romance
Overheard on the route 5 bus at 3rd & Pike, on Sunday afternoon.
[after talking about various things...]
Woman #1 : I have an inkling.
Woman #2 : What's that?
Woman #1 : It's like a hunch.
Woman #2 : ...?
Woman #3 : You know, it's like a feeling.
Woman #2 : Hm... My boyfriend inklinged me up last night...
...I only wish I were making this up.
Yay for my first overheard post!
[after talking about various things...]
Woman #1 : I have an inkling.
Woman #2 : What's that?
Woman #1 : It's like a hunch.
Woman #2 : ...?
Woman #3 : You know, it's like a feeling.
Woman #2 : Hm... My boyfriend inklinged me up last night...
...I only wish I were making this up.
Yay for my first overheard post!
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The meaning of Mardi Gras
SCCC, waiting in line for the financial aid lady, 2-16-10
GAL: "Hey, it's Mardi Gras."
A GUY: "What's Mardi Gras?"
OTHER GAL: "It's, you know, Fat Tuesday."
FIRST GAL: "You know, when the girls get the beads by lifting up their .. ?"
GUY: "Oh, yeah."
GAL: "Hey, it's Mardi Gras."
A GUY: "What's Mardi Gras?"
OTHER GAL: "It's, you know, Fat Tuesday."
FIRST GAL: "You know, when the girls get the beads by lifting up their .. ?"
GUY: "Oh, yeah."
I'll never know what this was about
GIRL outside computer lab: "..she should have a cow, and the cow should explode. Exploding cow. Go, go, do it, do it, right now. Exploding cow."