Overheard in line at the Bartell at 5th and Olive this a.m.: Two corporate-lookin' dudes are eyeballing the baskets of fruit on the way to the cash registers...
Guy #1: You know, apples are a carcinogen.
Guy #2: You're a carcinogen!
Guy #1: Your face is a carcinogen.
Guy #2: That's what I just said!